Wolverine as a puppet
Wolverine is a superhero like Thor. He has retractable adamantium claws, an adamantium skeleton and an amazingly fast healing factor. Even though he's Canadian (and even though Hugh Jackman is Australian), he has a Cockney accent.
Wolverine stars in Wolverine: The Musical. Supporting roles go to Multiple-Man, Spider-Man, Nightcrawler (briefly) and the Hulk.